Minimum effort? Minimum access.

This tee speaks for every woman who’s done entertaining cheap energy. “If you can’t buy me a drink, you don’t deserve my number” is more than a statement—it’s a standard. Because if he’s too stingy to show basic effort, he’s definitely not ready for your time, your energy, or your digits.

Rock this shirt and let ’em know: it’s give-and-receive, not take-and-ghost.

Classy, confident, and unapologetically high-value.